The world of Instagram gives me so many brilliant things like stunning house porn, dreamy locations, creative peeps and ‘30% off the entire store’ alerts. Hell yes!
But there are also many things I really could leave behind like the #belfie (butt-selfies), #thighgap, #thinspiration and most recently, the #thighbrow.
I had heard of the thighbrow, seen the hashtag but I wasn’t really sure what a thighbrow was.
My first thought was that a highbrow could probably work for me but did I really want to rock it out? I hadn’t had a wax in like forever and a razor blade hadn’t been down that way for a few months either. I was a prime thighbrow candidate but was this really something I wanted to highlight this Summer? I’m not the most hairy person anyway. Maybe my thighbrows would be just as terrible as my eyebrows and I would be hunched over filling the gaps with my Benefit brow pencil like a teenager writing answers on herself before a science test.
It seems I was incorrect in my initial thoughts. I got my thigh brow run down here.
I’m still confused.
Is the thighbrow just a line where the skin has folded when you sit or crouch? Do the lovers realise EVERYONE has this unless they can’t bend at the hip? Women, men, kids, dogs (do dogs have thighs? Anywho), we can all do it!
Is the thighbrow not thin and completely against the current brow trends of the eye kind. Are our legs so behind our eyes they are stuck in the early 90’s trying to perfect the thinnest of lines?
I ask the women of the tiny pantie tribe, why thighbrow? It is certainly not because it is similar to highbrow. Why not thigh-line or maybe there are bigger things in this world and it really doesn’t matter…
When I was flicking through Instagram for the example above (I skipped all the Kardashian crew, love those chicks, they just sometimes get a little bored with killing it) I saw a baby in the mix beside a woman in a g-string with smut written across the back. Someone had tagged their baby’s pic with #thighbrows. Maybe funny on your profile but not mixed into the skin pics of the search results.
I was completely on board with #hotdogsorlegs, that shit was funny but #thinghbrows I can leave behind. Snore.
**This is completely tongue in cheek. I would never consider lining my vagina with a thin piece of lycra, perch down like a chicken and take a photo of the fold created in my leg. Get over it ladies! I will sit tight and wait for my moment in the #doughnutbelly trend.
Or how about the #kneebutt…no?
What do you think of the #thighbrow?
How good were you picking the hot dog or the legs?
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